This is a bastardized version of Ben Edwards "James World" page. Ben is James' office mate, so he would be the authority on "James-isms". And anyone who knows James even in the slightest will find the sayings fucking hilarious. One thing is for sure, James is the man. He's a boxer and kicks some serious ass. He's even thinking about going to Tailand to fight. James is a ladies man, even if he won't come out and admit it. He likes to go out and get a little funky. James is a project manager here at Imation Internet Studio. He is also responsible for (with the help of others here at IIS) the Internet World 98 song. You just can't beet this.

*Done to the tune of Lowrider

Chorus:

Richfield Lines
Nick likes Unix in his spare time
Red, Yellow, Bus
Internet World or bust!

Verse:

Thanks to Florence
We get the scenic tour
Drving through Wisconsin
It smells like manure

We laid our heads down
We just wanted to sleep
But Danny Boy's voice
Is just too damn deep

Internet World
Makes us miss Gorgar
Now we're getting drunk
At this really cool bar

There's so much free beer
We're about to slam
We don't want to end up
On Mouser-Cam

Go upstairs
To move your bowels
Take advantage
Of the personalized towels

We love it here
In the Windy City
Hold up folks
I need to restart Liddy


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