Most of the students did a fabulous job, but I am especially proud of Donny."While most kids drew pictures of the obvious, such as sex with barnyard animals, Donny went all out with his blatant display of fisting, even going so far as to say he "likes" it. This won him acclaim around Jefferson Elementary. "I am very proud of Donny. It shows we have taught him well here, and that he has a great creative mind when it comes to deviant sex. Most kids don't learn about fisting until at least the sixth grade. He is exceptionally gifted" said his principal Dr. Kamen in an interview. Though not all were so impressed. "I can't believe everyone is going on and on about Donny this week. Kids keep talking about him on the playground, yet nobody even hinted at my picture of the wine bottle technique. It was even in color!!" exclaimed Brittany Koble, a fellow classmate. Whatever your view of Donny, one thing is for sure. He has sparked the interest of an entire community in Deviant Sex Awareness Week, and he will go down in history as being vitaflo.com's third person of the week. |