Hummer School Bus

One cool thing about spring, all the fancy ass sports cars come out to drive around. Though I think some of these people are crazy. Sure it's in the 50's, and "warm", but taking out the convertable Jag for a spin is a bit much. Hopefully this will mean less Hummers on the road, those things are *so* damn huge, and they're EVERYWHERE!

Speaking of, has anyone seen one of those yellow Hummers? I swear, everytime I see them I think it looks like someone is driving a short school bus. I mean, a really short bus. All it needs is a flip out stop sign on the side and a "This vehicle stops at all railroad crossings" bumper sticker on the back and it'd be all set. I wonder if thier drivers ever even noticed it looked like that. Somehow I doubt they would have spent $70k on the thing if they knew it looked like they were driving a school bus around all day.

Which brings me to another thing. Why the hell would you need a Hummer in the city? Have potholes become that bad? And parking that thing...my god the parking!! You can't fit those things anywhere. It's like all screwed up. Dudes in the country should be buying Hummers to go off-roading and hauling shit out of the woods, and people in the city should be buying Mini Cooper's so we can actually *fit* into parking spots because Mr. Suburbia with his huge SUV can't fuckin park straight.

But I digress... ;)

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