So last night I get a bill from my old apartment complex for damages to my old apartment. Our deposit was $300, and aparently my roommate and I had more damages than that. I was sorta nervous opening the envelope because I knew we had really nasty stains on the carpet that probably needed replacing, however when I finally looked at the bill, I just started laughing. The bill was for 67 cents.

I laughed even harder when I looked at the nice big 34 cent stamp they put on the front of the envelope and the fact that they had two people sign the bill, photo copy it, file it, etc. So, much to my delight, I wrote them a check for 67 cents and put a memo on it that said, "Nice Bill Jackass".