I'm not liking that The Onion is getting worldwide popularity. Everyone seems to be talking about it like it's their own little thing. It was so much better when it was a little underground paper in Madison, WI. Part of the fun was telling others about it, letting them know how funny it is, and laughing along the way. Now the whole world knows, and the little inside stuff I got to joke around about with my friends 7 years ago isn't quite so special or unique. All good things must end I suppose.