Random thoughts:

Baseball is fucking stupid. Any game that decides to preempt Ally McBeal shouldn't be allowed in America, even if it's America's great pastime. Didn't we all stop watching it when McGuire hit number 70?

The Backstreet Boys just ain't what they used to be. I used to think they were cool, but now I gotta say N-Sync is the shit. As for Five, they're from bloody England so they don't even count.

Girls never listen. I don't know a single man who doesn't think girls look more attractive with long hair, yet every girl I know now has a dyke cut. Of course, this doesn't stop guys from hitting on girls, so they never figure this out.

Monday Night Football. Besides being on while Ally is (see above) do they really think they're gonna attract today's kids to watch with that old and tired Hank Williams Jr number at the beginning? If they'd have Marilyn Manson saying "Monday Night Football" in the song "The Beautiful People" it would be the marketing coup of the century.